ELESHION THINGS: MORE BBM UPDATES

Man Frauds Using Dangote Cement Company Name!

They voted on saturday/sunday...
They want change,...
They want to move forward...
but they are not any better!

ELESHION THINGS: MORE FUNNY PICTURES

Have a laugh!





More coming up!

Finally WhatsApp Calls!

Do you know that you can now make WhatsApp calls?



Activating is as easy as 1,2,3 ...all you need do is get someone whose WhatsApp is already activated for calls to call you and voolah! Yours gets activated!!!

Requirement:

1. An updated WhatsApp app
2. An android phone or BB of OS10 and above

Enjoy!

ELESHION THINGS: FUNNY BBM UPDATES

Have a laugh with the funny BBM updates after the cut












WATCH OUT FOR MORE!

ELESHION THING: FUNNY BBM UPDATES

More Coming UP

ELESHION THINGS: FUNNY BBM UPDATES

More coming up...WATCH OUT!

ELESHION THINGS-APC VS PDP Result So Far!

27 more states to go tho!...so don't make conclusions yet
INEC to reconvene at 8pm

#fingerscrossed

ELESHION Things ...The JEGA WAIT!

So 28/29th of March Nigerians went out to exercise their rights ,by electing their self appraised and convincing presidential candidate of choice.
On Saturday announcement that it will take 48 hrs to declare winner was made,all of a sudden my fellow country people even youths sef that were not allowed admission into higher institutions without atleast a C grade in mathematics don't know how to count 48hrs again! LOLZ

I mean election was extended to 29th so 48hrs + 28th of March should be 31ST o my Fifu #Buharizvoice

Anyways see trending pictures on election after the cut!
#Jega


















More Coming UP!

Dear Corpers, Wrong Date of Birth? No Worries... T.ShawGz Got Your Back! Must Read!!!

Good morning there,

I promised to post on how to change a wrong date of birth appearing on your NYSC form.

No need for panic, it's very easy!

All you need do is go to a bank (I used First Bank, and their services were pretty quick and cool!);
inquire from a customer service agent on where to pay for

'WAEC VERIFICATION PIN; USING PAY DIRECT!'

It was slated to be done for #300 on NYSC site but maybe First Bank added a service charge of  #50 adding up to #350 'cos that's the amount I paid!

A slip containing the pin to be used will be given to you, and will be sent to your mail almost immediately as well.

You can now Log in to your NYSC account with a PC

...and change date of birth using WAECs D-O-B using the pin!

DISCLAIMER: 

• You can only do this i.e update D-O-B only after you have submitted registration!
• Verify that the date of birth on your WAEC is the right one 'cos its automatically generated for you to see after which you can click update. Otherwise,... I can't really help you with an 100% verified info. You might have to start making affidavit and all. For the right information on that, please call the numbers on the NYSC site!
• I have only slated how to change D-O-B using WAEC, so this information is 100% handy for those that used waec, if its another exam the method shouldn't be too different if at all it is!

If you found this information valuable, kindly share to others that might be in need of it.

Have a wonderful NYSC REGISTRATION day!

MUST SEE FOR ALL CORPERS!- STEP BY STEP NYSC DO IT YOURSELF REGISTRATION PROCESS

Oh Yes! So it was a day of no post. I'm sorry about that
NYSC registration things, and had a pretty stressful go at it 'cos i knew absolutely nothing...so this post is to make it easier for you.
I advice for those that are yet to, please get on it quick,'cos the site is beginning to crawl due to the massive traffic on it...
Please note if u have verified your name on the list, don't delay 'cos so many are yet to because there names are yet to be recorded...
So make your hay now, while the sun yet shine.
You can do it on your own, if you have a finger print scanner, its not much work. #smiles
Here's a step by step procedure on how to!

DETAILED STEPS TO NYSC REGISTRATION

1. Verify your name on senate list or its equivalent.--- Click Here

If your name comes up, you are good to go ahead with the registration process...but if otherwise, the message 'no record found' is displayed; kindly contact your institution as quickly as possible.

NOTE: This is the only step that can be done on a phone! others can only be done on a PC

2. Start registration.---Click Here

Enter the password you will like to be stuck with for the next one year, and confirm.
Make sure you use a secret question that you would easily remember!e.g. if you are a playboy/runs girl I sincerely don't think you should/expect you to use the first pop up,...don't even stress yourself I highlighted it for you already! #hehe

When you are done click continue

A verification link will be sent to your mail, you need to open your mail to do that.


3. Click Here to Log In i.e. if you have created account before (STEP 2)

If you are logging in for the first time, you will see the picture below

Sorry I don't have a picture for this but I'd give u an idea on what it looks like and means

Disclaimer: those aren't exactly the Captions, but that is what it means!

OPTION 1:

Register To Make Payment In Bank

Click and follow instructions. After which a mail only notifying you of your registration details will be forwarded to you almost immediately. You can now proceed to Bank for Payment. (#3,050 tho except you have the necessary currencies)

OPTION 2:

Continue After Bank Payment

Almost immediately after payment is made, a text message and email containing your Transaction Pin will be sent to you. This is what you will need on clicking this option. After which you can either proceed with your registration or print slip; depending on which you are doing first.

OPTION 3:

Make Payment via ATM

This Method is the easiest and fastest you can do within the comfort of your home. Follow instruction and you should be fine. Its automatic, as no pin is needed to be sent. Payment will be automatically verified and accepted!

OPTION 4:

Proceed Without Making Payment

You can proceed to registration without payment: if u are already with a thumb print scanner. Otherwise, its useless to.

NOTE: Whether Bank or ATM, both prices are the same- #3,045.69.

              Payment is compulsory before slip can be printed out! 

Now, are you like me that almost freaked out when I wanted to make payment when I found out I couldn't go back from the pix below after realizing I couldn't move any further 'cos i didn't have a fingerprint scanner?

 If u proceeded without paying and no fingerprint scanner, there is no cause for alarm!

Goodnews...

"I went through that feeling so you wont have to"

Go back to the Log In Page. Before entering details, Click Make Payment (Highlighted with an arrow in the pix below)

You'll see this!

You should have 'continue to payment' instead of previous 'resume'... Yeah! its that simple!

Then you can proceed to payment,whether have registered or verify payment with Transaction Pin
Remember if you paid via ATM, you wouldn't need to verify anything because it will have been done automatically!

4. Back to The Log In page




Proceed with Registration...

Major details you will need include

a. Blood Group
b. Exact date, month, year of graduation from both primary and secondary school
c. NYSC KIT DETAILS e.g cloth size and shoe size!
d. Passport size with white background and not more that 15kb in size!
e. Softcopy of signature(Most cases scenario, Scanned!) another method could be to write on a plain white sheet, snap with a good camera and upload! That Simple!!!

Important Notice

Preview well before submitting, 'cos immediately you do, you can't effect any changes!!!

Hurray, your call-up number comes on immediately after submission, but if otherwise no worries just log out and Re-Log in!

For those with date of birth issues, watch out for my next post!
I hope this helped!
I'd be more than happy to help with further information, simply leave a comment if you have questions!

Don't forget to share!

Must Read...The Honest Toilet Cleaner at Muritala Mohammed International Airport!

Josephine Aagwu; picture below, is the honest cleaner at the Muritala International Airport in Lagos that reported a  missing bag containing $27,000 an equivalent of 5.4 million Naira on the 23rd of January.

 Josephine Agwu, while performing her duty as a cleaner in don't of the toilet found a bag contaning $27,000 which she took to the security post at the airport where announcements were made.

The woman earns just N7,800 as her monthly salary for a 12-hours a day job. Josephine, who is from Enugu state spoke to Vanguard about why she took the decision to return the money. Read that after the cut...


"I am from Enugu State, from Obonkpa in Nsukka Local Government. I live at Agbotukunyo in Agege. The incident happened on the 23rd of January 2015. I was on morning duty. So as I was sweeping around 6:30pm, I saw the bag on the ground and there were some passengers there so I thought that the bag could belong to one of them. But as I closed at 7:20pm, the person to relieve me on duty came that time. I was going to the toilet again, I saw the same bag there. Then I told the passengers sitting there that they should be mindful of the bag because once they announce the flight they may forget it. They replied that the bag did not belong to them. Three of the passengers left, so I then picked the bag and took it to the FAAN security people. At first, they put the bag on the screening machine, before they opened the bag and discovered that there were many envelops in the bag containing money in different currencies including dollars. As they were counting it, I saw an NDLEA woman accompanied by one man and both of them were coming towards us. They said that the man could be the owner of the bag. So when they came in, they interviewed the man and the man mentioned the amount of money and the colour of the bag. Before then, they had counted the money and it was exactly the amount that the man said. Then they carried the money and gave to the man for him to count. After counting, they asked him if the money was complete, he said yes and they snapped him picture. They asked him again about three times and they told the man that, ‘look at the woman that picked your bag’, and the man was looking at me. His name is Mr. Obinna Samuel. They told him that he should thank his God that if it were another person, that person would have run away with the bag but this woman didn’t do that. So I left and the man took the money and put inside the bag and went away. Then FAAN security personnel called me back, and they took my number On-Duty-Card (ODC) and my name. That was how it happened. People are praising me, FAAN said that they are going to give me automatic employment but I have not heard from them till now. People should appreciate what they have. People do a lot of bad things because they are not happy with what they have. With the little I earn, I try to manage it well. If I can’t manage that small money that I earn, even if I begin to earn N1 million, I will still not know how to manage it. So, I am telling every Nige­rian to be happy in any situation they find themselves. Don’t be faster than your shadow because so many things will go wrong. Sometimes things get bad because people want to be like others. All fin­gers are not equal. It is true that God promised those who serve him riches, but people should be careful how they go about it. I am telling people to have pa­ tience. It is because people want quick money that is why some people become thieves. On the part of my management, in fact they are happy, all my supervisors. In short they are doing good things for me, even they are carrying me like egg, even my MD. They have added money to my salary. In short, my manager, Madam Eunice has been doing many things for me since the incident, praising me. She said that she knows that she can trust me, and that I cannot see anything that does not belong to me and I take it away" she said

Josephine says for showing such a remarkable decision, her company has decided to increase her salary from N7,800 to N15,000 monthly and also the management of FAAN has promised to make her a permanent staff

"FAAN (Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria) said that they are going to give me automatic employment, but I have not heard from them till now. On the part of my management, they are happy, all my supervisors. In short, they are doing good things for me. Now, they carry me like egg, even my MD.” she said

Meanwhile the Lagos state House of Assembly on Monday February 22nd at its plenary session decided to invite Josephine to the House to honor her for her honesty.

One word for Josephine?

Tear Rubber - Torn Rubber Grades of Husbands!

Hey dear male readers, Husbands and Husbands-to-be!

You've just gained free access to a very valuable information...

T. ShawGz is giving u an expo in knowing what grade of husband you are!

During the prayer session in my church today, I couldn't help but notice a striking approach in a  woman's (whose age bracket should be in the late 30's /early 40's ) prayer.

" Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life, my children's life, my mother's life and my husband's life in Jesus name!"

Don't even ask which church it was, that's not the subject matter. Go figure!!!

So you are thinking ' ehn ehn,what is wrong with this  prayer?'

I hope you will be able to tell at the end of the post

Without wasting time, I'd assume the men folk agree with Stormie Omartian on the quote in the pix below. Otherwise ...#speechless...i can't help your matter. I no go lie e pass me -#In Omawunmiz voice

Anyways back to the expo matter jere...

Here are 6 different cases and corresponding wives' prayer quote for you!...
(Kindly take note of the positions their husbands names appear).

CASE 1 #Tear Rubber

You are an A+ grade husband and she is an euphoric wife! e.g u prolly satisfy 4/4 of her basic needs 1. Financial

2. Emotional (attention/time)

3. Sexual and 

4. Faithfulness (no external candidacy, efunoworaimin # hehe!).

Wife 1; Tizwel: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my husband,children and my life!"

Men say these men ' never' exist because women  fail to admit they have such, even when they truly do!

' Oga o! why did you sigh at my name? You no pray make I marry A+ husband ni? Who no like better tin?'

CASE 2

You are an A- or B grade husband and your wife is happy and satisfied! e.g when u supply 3.5-3.8/4 of her basic needs: leaving the sexual one UNTAMPERED with...u say ehn? Issorait!

Wife 2: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life,my husband's life and my children too"

CASE 3

You are a grade C or D husband and your wife is not too happy.
That sounds like trouble brewing.I advice you find out what the issue is quickly before it degenerates to case 4. Ofcourse,that's if you don't already know.

Wife 3: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life,my children and husband's life"

CASE 4

You are a grade E or F husband and your wife is unhappy!
By now you would already have an idea 'cos she would have pulled thunder and fire out your ass!

She's like lemme pray for him Bèèbè...kò kùkú wulo (he is useless anyway) !
Infact the only reason your name is still on that list is prolly 'cos she is using your surname #hehe e.g You fail at providing/satisfying her sexual needs!...(don't u know that can be likened to a whooping 2/4? ). Anyways good news its sure better than case 5!

Wife 4: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life, my children , mother, father, siblings, relations, my best friend, iya shakira that gave me garri on credit, aunty Fausa, bro Sarafa in local government and my husband"

CASE 5

You are a Finished Man! ...and I don't have any further comment but the picture below for you.

Wife 5: "..."

Empty quote right? Yeah, that's 'cos she doesn't pray ATALL!

CASE 6 #Torn Rubber

You are totally irresponsible and you KNOW IT !

Wife 6: Even with it all she still prays the exact way Wife 1 does!

These wives are rare and priceless. They are virtuous women that deserve the type of Wife1's husband...but she's still stuck to your sorry ass!

If you have being husband 6, its time to climb up the ladder to 1!

Disclaimer: This is my point of view tho! You can take it or leave it!

So I'm sure you have an idea on my church member's wife's husband's grade! #Lol's#Hehe's

T.ShawGz Final Words:

"Sensitivity is key in every relationship that involves a lady!.. it helps u understand her season."

Kindly Share if u enjoyed!

Òmò See Gòbè!!!

Hey Ladies

How you dey?

So kindly take a 10secs pause and think of the things you would desire in your Dream guy...*wink

Òmó see fantasy o!!!

You better kuku take clay and mould him...#hahahaha

Cos that guy wey get all those things at once no dey o!!!

Anyways, for what its worth,assuming there's someone who's got it all #congrats... But what will your response  to the picture below be!!!

Bae 'Mina', that tushed her birth name, Aminatu, sebi u said you don't want to spoil your shape with children??? I agree with you, and I commend ur love for the nation since u r doing it to help fight population increase...money isn't really ur desire#hehe. Ìyá álé lò májé é, (u wee sufa in your late years on earth) cos no chid to call yours & take care of you in your late years! #veryrich#nokids

" Me, I can't marry a man who can't satisfy my sexual desires o!" Says Joela ... T'ShawGz has a question for you:"are you a transgenda?" Otherwise you'd know that its thug of war for a woman to make love to a poor man, even if it is his legal right!...#romantic #greatkisser#greatinbed#greatbody

Sister Bola of 'Fire must come down ministries international' remember you always said God is the most important!...why did u even think before deciding? Well that's if u chose the God factor anyways! #Man after God's heart

T. ShawGz Final Words:

" It's good to have a desire in your heart, better when they are realistic ones, but BEST when they are prioritized rightly"

If u enjoyed this post kindly like and please don't forget to share!

Follow Tizwel ShawGz Blog by adding her as friend on tizwelshawgz@gmail.com

Have a great saturday

Yaay...T.ShawGz SINGS!

Oh Yeah...She does, 'cos she's the same Tizwel mentioned in the Intro'mimo' post from March 4th.

The gist is, some wonderful friends have being asking...

'Tizwel, whats up na? u no dey do music again?'

Well lemme take this time to let you know as e dey go.

I'm kinda taking a break, so I can move fast on my geophysical career and make enough money to spons' things later on.
Truth be told, without money, making both ministry and a  name in the music world can be pretty grueling...and most importantly priority matters!

I  do not want to exhaust the insufficient resources I have in music now; spend,struggle and loose career (or start to dey chop air when hunger strike!), but invest in my career, make enough money to develop my music dreams and every other thing I'm passionate about.

There you have it! I hope that wasn't too much boring info tho.

Allow me brighten up the air, by sharing you my first and only recorded jazz track below. I hope you love it!
*find the lyrics attached too ( na my handiwork o! moreover I was still in school at the time i composed and recorded, so tell me na,who for sell lyrics gimme???)

Tizwel's Rababa - Produced by Dr Sam

I LOVE YOU...& I'M SORRY!

This morning T. ShawGz says:

 "...its all about FAMILY!"

So many have gotten too busy with work that they haven't atall / showed little care for their family!

Your family members fall sick in and out of time and you don't even have the slightest knowledge about it!

You have it going well for you that you've gotten carried away, you think a little $1000 every month should do the magic of keeping their lips sealed. Yet, they've still gotten so depressed as to think suicide is the best way out of challenges you can't even phantom and you think you are living life?

Well, good news it ain't too late to make things right...

Hey pick up that phone now! text, mail, WhatApp, or Call,.. whatever just make sure you are telling that special person...

' I LOVE YOU...& I'M SORRY!'

You'd be surprised how much of a healing those words can cause!

T. ShawGz Final Word

- "The colossal  success of a nation starts with a happy and well bonded family!"

Don't Forget To Share!!!

T' ShawGz, Icing Up Election Heat!

So we all know what's happening March 28...yaay its Election Day!...day we get to exercise our authority, as we decide the fate of our nation; placing her on the shoulders of our 'most accepted leader'- thats all things being equal anyways!

The heat is up! Its more like GEJ vs GMB as if no other parties exists. 

Me I say 'Worefa'... na from the outcome of the election we go know whose fire hot pass!

I choose to refrain from  too much talk before people start falsely inferring who i am supporting or not but one thing i must say is:

'...please do not vote for someone based on sentiments or epileptic information. We are all individually and unitedly responsible for Nigeria. Make a well informed decision. The ball is in your court ... power in your hands. Don't abuse it!'

-Image Courtesy Lagbaja

Anyways in the meantime... enjoy some quotes I tried to put together from our aspirant/friends/wife of aspirant, as well as hilarious election pictures!...

Uncle Jona: "I have not watched the audio of Ekiti"

Uncle Jona: "I believe the chibok girls are still alive because boko haram usually display the bodies of people they kill"

Madam Pepe: Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate. Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata,”she said in pidgin language.

Madam Pepe: “If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala”.

Madam Pepe: “The PDP is a party that talks less and does more, unlike the APC that tells new lies every week. When you catch them today, they will tell another lie tomorrow. We (PDP) do not tell you about change because we are not bus conductors that ask for change.

Madam Pepe: “Anybody that come and tell you change, stone that person. Anybody that come and tell you he will change, stone that person.”

Madam Pepe: “We are now in a digital age and we should reject anyone who wants to take us back to analog days. They keep saying they will do this and that. They should tell us what they have done for Nigerians while in office. As for President Jonathan, he has vowed to do more when he is re-elected”.

Madam Pepe: “ A 72 year old man has nothing to offer Nigerians”.

Please be encouraged to leave funny comments you know of aswell.

Mails are welcomed for those who would rather make suggestion/comments in person-tizwelshawgz@gmail.com

Kim Kardashian Goes Platinum Blonde!

I really am speechless on this one!

May be I don't like it atall, yet , or never will...its my opinion

Whats yours?

One Word for Kim?

VICTORY AT LAST? - LIBERIA & EBOLA

Liberians are now free to rejoice in victory as the last Ebola patient,Beatrice Yardolo, 58 is being released after a week free of  new case developments for the first time since May 2014, contrary to the 132 new cases in Guinea and Sierra Leone week till march 1st, according to the World Heath Organization (WHO).
See picture of smiling Beatrice below.

Nevertheless, WHO spokesman, Gregory Hartl spoke about the possibility of easy re-importations of cases due to the mobility of population in the region, adding that all three countries must be confirmed free of the virus before victory can be fully ascertained.

Well I say congrats to Liberia anyways!

Data Subscription Palava!

So I have being receiving pings and messages from my darling readers on why I 'shut' down on update today. I am really grateful for the concern but the answer is simple o...

"T. ShawGz uses an android phone and she ain't over this data issue, like many other guys!"

 ...But they really are no good!

You can imagine I almost had a piece of snap with a friend based outside Nigeria, cos he thought I'm lying about paying hugely for a Facebook call that he 'fallaciously' concluded was free because for yankee na awuf!...(Poor thing is he still doesn't even believe me!)

Ha! no be small thing o...Many  have dammed the warranty on their phones through rooting practices... oh I forgot shey warranty dey exist for 9ja sef... Lolz

We can only hope and pray something is done about it...

Anyways good news,  there should be no more delays in posts associated to data ish thanks to a friend that would rather remain anonymous...*wink

If it ain't too early  to ask for favors... abeg kindly drop a comment anonymously or not 

• Telling my yankee friend I am not lying
• Appreciating my Mr Anonymous friend for helping out with the data fix! 

Have a laugh after the cut...