Tear Rubber - Torn Rubber Grades of Husbands!

Hey dear male readers, Husbands and Husbands-to-be!

You've just gained free access to a very valuable information...

T. ShawGz is giving u an expo in knowing what grade of husband you are!

During the prayer session in my church today, I couldn't help but notice a striking approach in a  woman's (whose age bracket should be in the late 30's /early 40's ) prayer.

" Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life, my children's life, my mother's life and my husband's life in Jesus name!"

Don't even ask which church it was, that's not the subject matter. Go figure!!!

So you are thinking ' ehn ehn,what is wrong with this  prayer?'

I hope you will be able to tell at the end of the post

Without wasting time, I'd assume the men folk agree with Stormie Omartian on the quote in the pix below. Otherwise ...#speechless...i can't help your matter. I no go lie e pass me -#In Omawunmiz voice

Anyways back to the expo matter jere...

Here are 6 different cases and corresponding wives' prayer quote for you!...
(Kindly take note of the positions their husbands names appear).

CASE 1 #Tear Rubber

You are an A+ grade husband and she is an euphoric wife! e.g u prolly satisfy 4/4 of her basic needs 1. Financial

2. Emotional (attention/time)

3. Sexual and 

4. Faithfulness (no external candidacy, efunoworaimin # hehe!).

Wife 1; Tizwel: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my husband,children and my life!"

Men say these men ' never' exist because women  fail to admit they have such, even when they truly do!

' Oga o! why did you sigh at my name? You no pray make I marry A+ husband ni? Who no like better tin?'

CASE 2

You are an A- or B grade husband and your wife is happy and satisfied! e.g when u supply 3.5-3.8/4 of her basic needs: leaving the sexual one UNTAMPERED with...u say ehn? Issorait!

Wife 2: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life,my husband's life and my children too"

CASE 3

You are a grade C or D husband and your wife is not too happy.
That sounds like trouble brewing.I advice you find out what the issue is quickly before it degenerates to case 4. Ofcourse,that's if you don't already know.

Wife 3: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life,my children and husband's life"

CASE 4

You are a grade E or F husband and your wife is unhappy!
By now you would already have an idea 'cos she would have pulled thunder and fire out your ass!

She's like lemme pray for him Bèèbè...kò kùkú wulo (he is useless anyway) !
Infact the only reason your name is still on that list is prolly 'cos she is using your surname #hehe e.g You fail at providing/satisfying her sexual needs!...(don't u know that can be likened to a whooping 2/4? ). Anyways good news its sure better than case 5!

Wife 4: "Oh God destroy every plan of the enemy over my life, my children , mother, father, siblings, relations, my best friend, iya shakira that gave me garri on credit, aunty Fausa, bro Sarafa in local government and my husband"

CASE 5

You are a Finished Man! ...and I don't have any further comment but the picture below for you.

Wife 5: "..."

Empty quote right? Yeah, that's 'cos she doesn't pray ATALL!

CASE 6 #Torn Rubber

You are totally irresponsible and you KNOW IT !

Wife 6: Even with it all she still prays the exact way Wife 1 does!

These wives are rare and priceless. They are virtuous women that deserve the type of Wife1's husband...but she's still stuck to your sorry ass!

If you have being husband 6, its time to climb up the ladder to 1!

Disclaimer: This is my point of view tho! You can take it or leave it!

So I'm sure you have an idea on my church member's wife's husband's grade! #Lol's#Hehe's

T.ShawGz Final Words:

"Sensitivity is key in every relationship that involves a lady!.. it helps u understand her season."

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