Thursday, 5 March 2015

T' ShawGz, Icing Up Election Heat!

So we all know what's happening March 28...yaay its Election Day!...day we get to exercise our authority, as we decide the fate of our nation; placing her on the shoulders of our 'most accepted leader'- thats all things being equal anyways!

The heat is up! Its more like GEJ vs GMB as if no other parties exists. 

Me I say 'Worefa'... na from the outcome of the election we go know whose fire hot pass!

I choose to refrain from  too much talk before people start falsely inferring who i am supporting or not but one thing i must say is:

'...please do not vote for someone based on sentiments or epileptic information. We are all individually and unitedly responsible for Nigeria. Make a well informed decision. The ball is in your court ... power in your hands. Don't abuse it!'

-Image Courtesy Lagbaja

Anyways in the meantime... enjoy some quotes I tried to put together from our aspirant/friends/wife of aspirant, as well as hilarious election pictures!...

Uncle Jona: "I have not watched the audio of Ekiti"

Uncle Jona: "I believe the chibok girls are still alive because boko haram usually display the bodies of people they kill"

Madam Pepe: Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate. Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata,”she said in pidgin language.

Madam Pepe: “If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala”.

Madam Pepe: “The PDP is a party that talks less and does more, unlike the APC that tells new lies every week. When you catch them today, they will tell another lie tomorrow. We (PDP) do not tell you about change because we are not bus conductors that ask for change.

Madam Pepe: “Anybody that come and tell you change, stone that person. Anybody that come and tell you he will change, stone that person.”

Madam Pepe: “We are now in a digital age and we should reject anyone who wants to take us back to analog days. They keep saying they will do this and that. They should tell us what they have done for Nigerians while in office. As for President Jonathan, he has vowed to do more when he is re-elected”.

Madam Pepe: “ A 72 year old man has nothing to offer Nigerians”.





Please be encouraged to leave funny comments you know of aswell.

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